Stupid Is As Stupid Does: ODO 225

Published by Odd Dad Out on December 8, 2022December 8, 2022

After surviving NAPODPOMO, I’m trying to get back into the swing of doing more of the regular segments. In the news I have a battle for who can be the biggest dumbass. Between stupid criminals, stupid lawsuits, and stupid scientists, I think you may have to decide, just who is the “Jackass of the Week.” Of course, I have my regular ramblings, but I don’t have to tell you that, now do I?

BS From The News

German Police Asking For Help Solving Bull Sperm Theft
- Authorities in Berlin are asking for the public’s help in locating approximately 60 containers of bull sperm stollen from a farm in Olfen.
Man Arrives To Court On Meth Charge, With Meth In His Pocket
- A Chatanooga man was found to have a canister full of meth on him after tripping the metal detector at the court house, while he was entering to face charges of possession of meth.
Woman Sues Kraft Over Cook Time On Velveeta Microwave Shells
- A Florida woman is suing Kraft Foods because the packaging on the Velveeta microwave shells and cheese does not account for prep time when claiming it can be ready in 3 1/2 minutes.
Scientists Have Revived an Ancient Zombie Virus
- A team of French scientists have revived a “zombie virus” that has been frozen in the Siberian permafrost for approximately 50,000 years.