ODO 61: Plastic Money and Playing Jesus

I’m a bit behind on prep this week so stories get pulled a little more on the fly. In Entertainment I’ve got the controversy around ABC cancelling “Last Man Standing” and the hackers trying to ransom the latest “Pirates” movie. Weird news brings a story about sex lessons from porn stars and getting “Winstoned.” The listener voted “Jackass of the Week” tells the tale of a pastor who died trying to walk on water, but with a twist.



Many conservatives are claiming that Tim Allen’s comedy, “Last Man Standing” was cancelled as a result of his conservative political views and recent comments he made about being a Republican in Hollywood. ABC insists that the cancellation had to do with schedule changes and trying to cut costs from shows that they do not actually own.

A hacker groups has apparently acquired a copy of  “Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” and are threatening to leak it online if Disney doesn’t pay their ransom. As of showtime they have already begun releasing the film in small portions.

Jim Parsons, who plays Dr. Sheldon Cooper on “The Big Bang Theory,” and partner of 14 years, Scott Spiewak got married

I met this guy (the one with the mic) 14 years ago today and it was the best thing that ever happened to me, no contest. One of his greatest gifts to me is that he no longer takes me to sing karaoke. Also, I believe this was a selfie with an actual camera, as our phones couldn’t do that back then hahaha! #todd #anniversary ❤️
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A couple of porn stars are helping older couples spice up their sex lives by teaching them some  more advanced sexual positions.

  • Cheerleader Arrested For Refusing to Give Up Uniforms

A high school cheerleader was arrested for filing a false police report after claiming robbers broke in to her room just to steal her cheer uniforms.

Cocaine Users Complain of  New £5 Note Cutting Noses When Snorting  

Drug users are complaining of getting “Winstoned” by the new plastic £5 notes while snorting cocaine. It appears the controversial new bills are cutting the insides of the “users'” noses.


  • Pastor in Nigeria Killed While Trying To Walk On Water

While trying to recreate the Biblical miracle of Jesus walking on water, a pastor in Nigeria was eaten alive by crocodiles in the heavily croc-infested river.