Good morning Bad Decisions: ODO 139
Holy cow the news has so many people just making bad decisions. Dumb rappers, horrible mothers, and someone who just doesn’t care about that warning sign at the zoo. All that aside, I’ve had my hands full juggling home/work/podcast stuff this week, including taking our little Bug to Kindergarten orientation. We went to see “Welcome To Night Vale” live last week, and as such, this week’s featured podcast is their commentary show, “Good Morning Night Vale.”
BS From The news
A Detroit rapper, by the name of “Selfmade Kash,” because misspelling is hardcore, raps about how great he is at credit card fraud. Authorities decided to look into his claims, and he has now been arrested and charged with 6 counts of identity theft and credit card fraud.
If you’re gonna be a rapper with a gimmick, maybe go with something cooler. Maybe be the guy who ding dong ditched the entire housing project.
Woman Mauled By Jaguar While Taking Selfie
A woman at an Arizona zoo had her arm slashed open after she climbed over the barrier wall to take a selfie with a jaguar. The big cat reached through the enclosure fence and took a swipe at the woman. The barricades for the enclosure met all federal standards, but the woman is now saying she wants to raise money for the zoo to improve their barricades. Zoo representatives have said that there’s nothing they can do to 100% prevent people from jumping the barrier walls.
How about this? How about they add an electrified fence on the outside to stop all of the idiot humans from jumping the walls to take selfies?
-Jackass Of The Week-
Some stupid piece of shit mother in Saudi Arabia boarded an airplane without her newborn baby. She didn’t notice that the child wasn’t with her until after the plane had taken off! AFTER!! I don’t give 2 shits about the circumstances or the situation or any confusion you could possibly have been experiencing at any time. How the fuck do you, not only, forget your newborn baby, but also forget the child for so long that the airplane is able to take off!?
I don’t care. This woman has no business being responsible for another living thing at all. No kids, no pets, not even a house plant. Better yet, just throw her out of the plane for being such a monumental piece of shit excuse for a parent.
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