The Rise Of Neck Tattoos: ODO 163
Kind of an uneventful week I guess. We went to the first food truck event of the season, (now that the sun wont cook all the vendors inside their trucks.) I give an update on my whole “being sick” thing. No news theme this week, just stupidity. There’s a guy who got fired over his attendance record, an idiot who tried to fight a grizzly bear, and an unplanned rant inspired by Moby’s new neck tattoo. Lastly, in Recommended Listening, we’re exploring the New Kingdom of America with “The Rise of King Asilas.“
This week we kind of boring. I finally got to record my lines for 2000 DC. Besides that, not much else going on besides the latest food truck event here in town. Because I live on the surface of the sun, they avoid holding the big food truck festivals during the summer. That makes sense because inside those trucks must be nearly 150 degrees in the summer and that’s just dangerous.
But honestly, that’s about it for my week. The rest of things was just editing podcasts and resting to kick this sick completely.
BS From The News
A man in Ireland was fired after missing over 400 days of work in a period of about 2 years. Shockingly, he tried to file a wrongful termination suit against his former employer.
Simple enough, a guy at a national park tried to pick a fight with a young grizzly bear as his friends filmed it. He threw rocks at it, took off his shirt, and charged at the bear. He’s now been fined $4000, because IT’S ILLEGAL TO MESS WITH BEARS, DUMBASS!
Jackass Of The Week
There is no such thing as a good neck tattoo. I get it. You’re vegan. That doesn’t mean you need to get it tattooed on your neck like a fucking idiot. This goes for just about every other pretentious “look at me” status. It doesn’t matter if you’re vegan, gay, liberal, Christian, Atheist, conservative, or a furry.
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!
You don’t need to advertise it on a shirt, or a hat, or least of all on a ridiculous neck tattoo. At the end of the day, none of those things matter as long as you aren’t an asshole. And really, the bar for not as asshole is pretty low. But you knock that thing down as soon as you get a neck tattoo advertising your pretentious status. But Moby, if you’re gonna be getting stupid tattoos describing yourself to onlookers, you might as well get another one on your forehead that says, “JACKASS.“
When America faced its ultimate crisis, the second civil war, a leader emerged that unified the fractured country. However, in order to reunite all the warring states, he had to restructure the government and restore order. In doing so, the country changed from a democracy to a monarchy. Reluctantly, General Asilas Roman became America’s first king. This is the story of King Asilas, an American patriot who became the center of the country’s most definitive time in history and the people he trusts during his reign as America’s first absolute ruler.