IS IT SPRING ALREADY
It’s only February, yet I’ve already had to have the a/c running in my house for weeks. I’ve had to get back into full scale yard work. And I’m starting to see the evil death critters from hell, scorpions, around the house again. I don’t want it to be spring yet. On top of that, in AZ we have spring training baseball. It may be great for the local economy, but it absolutely sucks for traffic. I just want winter to go on for a little longer.
BULLSHIT FROM THE NEWS
KKK Leader Murdered by Own Family
The wife and step-son of a self-proclaimed Imperial Wizard of the KKK have been arrested for murder. The pair have admitted to shooting the man and dumping his body.
Army Command Post Issues Memo Banning Nickelback Music
An Army command post in Washington state has issued a memo banning the playing of Nickelback, Smash Mouth, Creed, Korn and Slipknot.
Young Lottery Winner Says $1.6 Million Prize Ruined Her Life
A 21 year old woman in the UK is planning to sue the Euromillions lottery after she says winning $1.6 million at age 17 ruined her life.
JACKASS OF THE WEEK
Landlord: Tenant violated his lease by dying
A Seattle woman is fighting to get her brother’s security deposit and last month’s rent, to pay for funeral expenses, after he died of a heart attack. The landlord is refusing to return the money claiming that his death violated his lease and forfeits his deposit.
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